niamh. seventeen. ireland. | what the fuck is a tyler posey? +
a simplified guide to sexualities
  1. homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
  2. pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
  3. asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
  4. demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
  5. bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
  6. heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
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